FELIZ DIA DA INDEPENDÊNCIA BRAZUCAS <3
happy independence day to my brazilians <3
I'm young but I know what I want. This isn't that hard, I'm all grown up already and have everything figured out.
Well, this is a little harder than I thought. School is almost ending. What am I going to do with my life?
What the fuck is going on? Where are my socks?
In celebration of transfer woes….
A PERFECT happy summery track <333333
(i was randomly ~inspired & wrote/recorded this at like 1 in the morning so i sound tired & this sounds unpolished/unedited. pls be patience some help is going on. ALSO WARNING: this track is LOUD)
Flo Perez: Sell him now, sell him now
Cuz he’s too young now to amount to anything here
So many shiny new players we can’t give them up now
We don’t need a brand new midfield
but HELL YEAH, WE GOT MONEY
They’ll look so perfect standing there
And the tacky dragon kits they’ll wear
Organize this new team?, I don’t know how
But our roster looks like a work of art
All designer brands nothing Walmart
Youth players are nice, but I don’t care
Get him out, get him out
‘Cause his deadbeat ass only here just to keep us down
Trolling around with his Mourinhista friends so tell me
if I showed you a possible
move to Stamford Bridge to make it optimal
For you to reunite with Mou?
Would you go & leave us alone?
You’d look so perfect standing there
With your Bridgetroll Master Extraordinaire
Take your trashy fans to the Chelsea stands
But the window’s closed and you’re still here
To sit on the bench; braid your beard hairs
Your delusions are cute, now put them on mute
We look so perfect standing there
On the pitch passing the ball nowhere
The rising arch of Carlo’s brow
Says our defense rate is a work of art
Every set play tearing us apart
And I know now…?????????!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?